Friday, December 3, 2010

Random Useless Inventions List

Ever had an idea that stays in your mind? You know, one of those that just gets better and better. Well there are a lot of good inventions and an equal amount of useless ones.
Examples:

Good Inventions-
Windows
The Wheel
Hamburgers
Clock
The Computer

Useless Inventions-
Helicopter Ejector Seat
Inflatable Anchor
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses
Ford Pinto
Submarine Screen Door
Foot-Mounted Broom and Dustpan
Motorized Chopsticks

I want you guys to come up with a random invention, whether it be useful or useless.

18 comments:

  1. Diet water.....what a way to con ppl out of money the gut that invented it is brilliant, how ever the people that buy it well they got the short end of the stick if you know what i mean

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  2. I think dehydrated water is more useless than Diet water.

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  3. Useless: Sugar Free Salt
    Useful: LEMONADE!

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  4. Something that would useless and disgusting food wise: cake with cheese frosting

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  6. Soda can opener, cause i bite my finger nails..

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  7. bocanegraman- i totally have a soda can open and it rocks

    useless- hover craft drill (refrence to family guy)
    usefull- a cell phone hardcase you can actually get off when you need to :P

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  8. Useless: You Capitalist pigs
    Useful: Everyone in the motherland... and Tetris.
    Turnips FTW!!!

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  9. Oh, and by the way, my invention is the turnip powered anti-capitalist beating stick complete with Soviet forehead stamp.

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  10. @Lemonade360
    You have just been beaten by the anti-capitalist beating stick. Also I had enough Lemonade!

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  11. I say sir, you certainly have a potty mouth!

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  12. I say sirs, you must put a halt to this cuz them are some fighting words!

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  14. Useless: Trolly's brain
    Useful: Breaking Trolly's face!

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  15. It would seem rules 1 & 6 have been violated. Shame.

    Useful inventions: Rules
    Useless inventions: Rulebreakers
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    "Leave it to one poorer than yourself, so that they may leave it to you someday ~desu" -Suiseiseki

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  16. I think I would invent something like a battery powered battery recharger.

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  17. How about a breathable spacesuit

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